Clearly, I must be absolutely out of my ever loving freaking mind. According to the dirt squirrel's application for a stay of the eviction, she never gave notice, AND she's been offering me money repeatedly and I just "refuse" to accept it.

Excuse me?

SHE GAVE NOTICE. SHE did not pay November's rent and told us to apply her last month's rent toward it.

and she has never ONCE offered a single blessed CENT in rent.

I just decided I'd like to throw $5000 + down the shithole for no good reason cuz I -clearly - am insane.

Surely to God the adjudicator at the Landlord & Tenant Board will use just a wee bit of common sense? 

Sure hope so!